Miscellaneous Text

Text walls in YWOT can be really, really fucking long(And this wasn't pasted either, someone typed all of it manually.)

A collection of interesting writings found on YWOT, including copypastas, rants and conversations.

The text collected here are mostly from Spam Central, though a few were discovered at more distant locations.

Dates refer to when the screenshots were taken, not necessarily when the messages were written.

Oldest Known Message in All of YWOT - August 7th, 2009

Written three days after the site was first advertised.

Oldest Known Message, August 7th, 2009(Screenshot by Yosicat)

No scars... was there nothing worth fighting for? - December 18th, 2010

A call to not be content with a normal life and fight for the betterment of the world.

I'm failing my way through a generic degree - Unknown Date, c. 2010

A user expresses frustration about lacking the motivation to live the life he wants.

This message has not been damaged or cropped, it's just formatted this way.

I dream of a world with no light bulbs - November 11th, 2011

Written at 11:11 AM PST.

A vision where electronic lights are replaced by bioluminescent plants.

That was the suicide note I wrote awhile ago - June 2012

"That was the suicide note I wrote a while ago. I kept it all this time, scared that I might get to that point again and really need it. But I think it's time I really let it go now. I'm ready to really follow life and have the courage to keep going and face whatever it throws at me."

What's happening in the World in your time? - October 2012//July 2013

I mean, I've never been to Korea - July 23rd, 2012

An /sp/ anon describes his dream of moving to Korea and marrying an Asian woman.

Our current understanding of the ultimate fate of the universe - April 3rd, 2013

A contemplation on entropy and the fate of the universe, touching on a distant future where all black holes have succumbed to Hawking radiation.

But that joy you feel involves killing off innocent humans in other countries - June 26th, 2013

An old conversation from this video.

The dialogue is only partially captured, but one participant seemed to be intensely disillusioned with the government. They went as far as to advocate for suicide, since any means of living will inadvertently contribute to slave labor.

They then went on to push a variety of conspiracy theories such as NWO and weather manipulation by DARPA.

There are more flavors of pain than coffee - Unknown Date, Somewhere Between 2011 and 2014

"Pain is for the living only. The dead don't feel it."

On accepting pain as a facet of life.

I'm lost and there's nowhere to find - October 17th, 2017

An existential crisis on the meaninglessness of life and death.

Written far from Spawn.

The more you think about suicide the stronger that track becomes - February 14th, 2019

A message for those dealing with suicidal thoughts.

Reborn as a pickle, sent flying through the paperthin fabric of spacetime - Unknown Date, Could Be Anywhere Between 2015 and 2020

"Like an orgasm, except this orgasm is death."

The bizarre life story of one Azalea Megido.

Analyzing qubits - Unknown Date

A cryptic storyline spread out among multiple subworlds.

Prophecy - Unknown Date

Another cryptic storyline.

African Drum Music - January 30th, 2021

A comparison between normal and crazy people's reasons for hating African drum music.

It was this YA novel about these god-like beings that lived outside our reality and ruled over it - February 2nd, 2021

A user asks YWOT for the name of a YA novel they read years ago.

And the best thing about Your World of Text? It's all fake - February 2nd, 2021

A user proposes the idea that everything on YWOT was created by robots.

There was a time when there was no empty space inside the 100-coordinate box - February 4th, 2021

A user talks about social issues that have been present since 2012, such as terrorism, totalitarianism, and bots on YWOT.

Hi, is this the manager's page? - February 13th, 2021

A user files a complaint about the destruction of their ASCII snail.

My adolescence right now consists of abuse and an everlasting depression - February 25th, 2021

No matter who you are - March 6th, 2021

A user reminds YWOT that there is fecal matter inside everybody at all times.

Okay confession time, nazi uniforms are goddamn sexy - March 16th, 2021

Written in a remote corner of the void.

The message clarifies that OP only finds Nazi uniforms appealing and does not in fact support their ideology.

Hating mathematics is what's stopping you from being successful - March 20th, 2021(but probably much older)

"It's all information, the more of it you have, the freer your mind becomes. See all the pieces of a math problem, and really, anything. Everything is in pieces, composed together. And if not directly in pieces in this way, it's within a system that itself, is in pieces."

An ALPHA is a male who has gone beyond his limits or the limits placed upon him - April 16th, 2021

A user describes what it means to be an ALPHA male.

It's late and I think I'm writing this out of loneliness - April 26th, 2021

Do you know that no matter what you do, the Tardigrade will survive? - June 2021(But probably older)

Various facts of life.

Frog and Fly - June 11th, 2021

A frog exposits its view of life to a fly.

I know this guy who wants to be a graphic designer - July 4th, 2021

A graphic designer lambasts their colleague's low quality work, but envies them for their sheer dedication to churning out shoddy clip art.

Long Conversation at Spawn - July 16th, 2021

In which two users exchange an assortment of corny jokes, along with various other discussions.

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  "My feelings are pretty neutral on dark humor, I guess it just depends on what it is."
• 
  "And I know what it's like to live with ups and downs. I live with OCD and it's... yeah, something."
• 
  "I started seriously using the computer in 2008 and I've been hooked ever since."
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  "I always avoid the media nonsense. If it doesn't DIRECTLY impact me, I tend to avoid it."

There's a darkness that lives inside of me - July 17th, 2021

A poem by Nic.

I tremble from the whispers - July 18th, 2021

A poem by Nic.

You can be whatever you want - July 19th, 2021

A poem by Nic.

Finish the following story - August 6th, 2021

A story about an old man and his tabby cat.

Each passing user were encouraged to add a sentence to the tale.

A few days ago i wrote something on here about the guy i was in love with - August 7th, 2021

Various users console a girl who was rejected by her crush.

Later the girl learned that the guy was, in fact, gay. She clarified this in an additional message which I have no screenshots of.

I've left a bunch of stupid text all over this website. - August 25th, 2021

Two explorers of YWOT talk about their histories on the site, along with their travels in the sea of text.

i think hard rock is about as metal as my palette likes lmao. do you care for 80s-90s japanese funk? - August 28th, 2021

Two users talk about music.

Such an interesting place filled with... words. Words upon words. A fabric of canvas... infinite potential to create - September 23, 2021

Individuals named X and Y converse about Your World of Text.

So as an expert on identifying homosexuality, I have to point out a fallacy in this argument - September 28th, 2021

On whether gay sex is gay.

Ever since america got defeated by vietnam, people needed one effective way to relieve stress - October 2nd, 2021

On how NATO and the West brainwashed the world with LGBTQ Ideology, and how the nations of the East fight valiantly to preserve the flame of heterosexual civilization.

It then becomes an argument about various other strange businesses, including but not limited to:

• religion

Right, let's get back to communism and how "the people's beliefs" are allegedly the right choice for a country - October 4th, 2021

An argument about communism and democracy.

This site is cool! i come here whenever i need to vet the shit of my life - October 6th, 2021

How do you imagine the life of someone who lives in Brazil? - October 7th, 2021

A conversation at Spawn.

Incredibly Long Conversation About a Whole Lot of Things - October 8th, 2021

One of the longest live conversations I've seen, it lasted at least two hours.

It began as a discussion of Minecraft but soon transitioned into talking about Apple and other tech companies.

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  "Here's a question for gamers. Constantiam, 9b9t or 2b2t?"
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  "Yeah you can't join 2b2t without a premium account(unless you use mcleaks or something) and 2b2t is way too popular to get good gameplay on."
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  "I'm on a hackintosh with a working UPDD software. That thing costs about $170."
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  Where the conversation ended when I first found it.
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  "Guess what? You can't change anything in your iphone, ipad, macbook. They are NOT modular."
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  "I only come on OWOT to talk to people as well, I also like obscure games etc. If you're emulating LSDDE you should use duckstation."
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  "I also have anxiety, although, it's sometimes combined with bipolar disorder. So sometimes I feel I am good enough to handle people, but all of a sudden, I'm a piece of garbage."
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  "I kinda want to get into making music but all I have is Audacity anyways."
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  "Ah, thanks for all this advice and stuff. I gotta save this all for later now, lol."

i woke up with a message from my sis that the cat died - October 9th, 2021

A user expresses grief over the death of their cat, and reminisces about their last day with it.

Well, normal guys are afraid of taking other guys cock for some reason - October 9th, 2021

"again with these idiots talking about cocks and 'normal people'"

You are SUBLIMINALLY HYPNOTIZED! - October 12, 2021

Cursed to eat forever and become infinitely obese.

The rules are on the frontpage and shadowbanning is mentioned on the github which is linked on the frontpage - October 15th, 2021

A conversation at Spam Central during the time of the Among us virus.

One of the participants might have been Mandrake.

The conversation is probably about pxls.space.

"more attracted to genetalia" doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well as "imprisexual" - October 16th, 2021

An argument over whether hyper-specific terms are necessary to describe gender and sexuality.

I hit myself in the face today and it always reminds me of how my Dad would hit me - October 16th, 2021

Boyfriend requirements: - October 18th, 2021

"DO YOU WANT TO TREASURE THIS LOVELY LADY ABOVE FOR ALL ETERNITY? IF SO... APPLY HERE FOR THE CHANCE OF A GREAT REWARD!

hes dads were killed by AMOGUS BOT, aka imposter. he had sus power, but CREWMATE survived. - October 19th, 2021

Written at the time of the Among Us Virus, which transformed any edit into blocks of AMOGUS spam.

whoever owns this bot makes me ashamed to be a part of the trans community - October 19th, 2021

An argument over transphobia, and a bot that repeatedly pasted "trans rights" at Spawn.

What I believe god is, is literally existence itself, the perception that sees our qualia, and the things that it perceives. - December 4th, 2021

A cosmological rant on the nature of God and the universe.

No, it feels like there is something strange happening inside you that cannot control - December 12th, 2021

Have you had this feeling before?

The James Webb Telescope launches Dec 25 at 7:20 AM ET - December 23rd, 2021

Wouldn't it suck if the James Webb Telescope just blows up?

FOR SOME REASON MY CHEAP WALMART TABLET WILL ONLY LET ME WRITE ON CAPS LOCK LOL - December 28th, 2021

This is... - December 30th, 2021

You say that now but will most likely piss yourself when death comes knocking - Unknown Date, 2022

Reasons not to want death.

My friend has gone back to a mental hospital, it's really nice knowing you're still here - January 2nd, 2022(But probably older)

A conversation between what seem to be former lovers.

Copypasta: Spammer stroked his already erect nipples as he scripted his road over other people's text - January 4th, 2022

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING, FUCK SCRIPT KIDDIES, LET THEM BURN IN HELL :ok_hand:

-MercurySigma

An absurd copypasta whose variations can also be found in Our World of Text.

The creator of this template is unknown, but it seems like something that the Man Hating Zone would write.

The wine is old, and slightly acidic, probably becoming vinegar - January 7th, 2022

A conversation about wine.

Physicists posit that reality actually exists all at once, and that time is only a dimension of it - January 7th, 2022

A string of messages along the West Road.

Written by a 5 year old with autistic tendencies - January 21st, 2022

YWOT users come up with creative ways to call each other autistic.

"I'm Popeye The Sailor Man, Olive Oyl! - January 22, 2022

Popeye smut.

What if the universe... was eternal. Perhaps it merely resembled life - January 22nd, 2022

Where did the stereotype of chinese language sounding like ching chong come from - January 23rd, 2022

Alright, fucking a bunch of men, isn't fighting the patriarchy - January 30th, 2022

An argument between two feminists.

Andrew is actually roleplaying as every girl on mhz - February 10th, 2022

A theory about Andrew Badr, creator of YWOT.

MHZ(Man Hating Zone) was a faction of feminist trolls.

Might continue it in Wattpad - February 12th, 2022

A piece of fan fiction about popular Minecraft youtubers.

What they can do without thinking requires me tremendous mental effort - February 13th, 2022

A user vents about feeling alienated and not knowing what to do in life.

SIGN HERE TO BECOME A MALE SEX SLAVE - February 13th, 2022

Intersex people are 2% of the population - February 17th, 2022

A debate about gender and intersex people.

THIS IS THe DIARY OF REALITY'S - March 3rd, 2022(But probably much older)

He was shot dead the other day. It's not like he was harming anyone. He only came out to play. - March 12th, 2022

A poem about victims of war and the need to stop ignoring global conflicts.

I really want people to care about me. Like really care about me. A good friendship, that lasts forever - March 16th, 2022

A user vents about not being able to make friends in their class.

No one except me and my brother know what we did to the poor cat - March 26th, 2022

A user confesses to abusing their family cat as a child(and also setting a bed on fire by accident).

They regret their past behavior immensely.

Or maybe you're an atheist, a Hindu, a Buddhist, or any number of less popular religions. Is your solution the right one? - March 26th, 2022

100 reasons why you should stay alive - April 16th, 2022

Almost all of the entries were written by one person, who came up with each reason as they expanded the list.

Some entries included:

• People would poop on your corpse.
• Killing yourself is never worth it, you'll hurt yourself and everyone else.
• I love you. Even though I don't know you. And I'm proud of you. Just one person loving you is enough.
• You're survival will make a difference. Heck, I once almost killed myself, but I didn't, one of my friends that I didn't know that well timed a message at the exact moment.
• Imagine writing your name on a tree or bench or something, telling people that you were there, that won't happen again if you're dead.
• Something amazing might happen to you today. Like what if you win the lottery?
• Hugs or cuddles or kisses or whatever you're into.
• Being stupid and knowing it. Some of my best memories is from when I do that.
• I'm tired from typing. Everyone get's tired, and there's nothing like resting after you're tired.

Responses to this list were mixed, ranging from

thanks, I needed this

to

i still kiled myself LMAO!

to

Look, I don't want to get personal, but stuff like that is just... ineffective. It comes off like you're pandering to people who are dealing with issues. No one who commits 'wants' to be dead, it's more like you don't want to live the life you're living.

Russia is genociding Ukranians, threatening the rest of Europe with nukes - April 17th, 2022

A conversation at spawn.

Kirby and The Forgotten Land Review - April 30th, 2022

In a land filled with darkness - May 19th, 2022

A short story written by Parangle at the time of The First Void Incursion, during which hundreds of coordinates were enveloped by black unicodes.

The story speaks of a hero who will rise up again the "spammer faction"(Kubex) and restore the text destroyed by the Void.

I painstakingly wrote out the entire album titled Songs from the Black Hole on YWOT - May 19th, 2022

Parangle explains the plot of the unreleased Weezer album Songs from the Black Hole.

I got covid, everything kind of sucks now - May 15th, 2022

It's only mid-january 2021. COVID still kicking our asses - May 15th, 2022

If you go to /trans on this website the spammer there has links for teenagers and giving them resources to get HRT - May 24th, 2022

Transphobia.

So recently I've been designing creatures for my fantasy world - June 2022

A world building project by SirJamesFanciest.

So i'm writing a fantasy story and can't decide what to do about the mermaids - June 2022

A writer asks YWOT for ideas on how to integrate mermaid students into a magical school.

Some ideas included:

• Astronaut costumes
• Potion/spell that gave them legs
• Have a portion of the school be submerged underwater
• Have the mermaids interact with other students through a hologram
• Have them sprout spider/crab legs
• Have the mermaids float in mid-air
• Have them slither like snakes

There are those who prefer this temporary life over eternity in paradise with Allah and the other faithful - June 8, 2022

A user is educated about Islam.

And also some talk about a lawn flamingo.

*Complete message screenshots by Taco33 on the YWOT Discord server

Hi i put salt on my digestive biscuits before i eat them - June 8th, 2022

Lifechanging.

Hello, stranger - June 9th, 2022

Say what you will about political stances - June 10th, 2022

I went biking in the pool today - June 11th, 2022

Everything will be alright.

Alright, its my second day on here and i dont know what to write about - June 14th, 2022

Musings from an user named Coletrain7, who had found the website just recently.

The initial messages were made in 2020.

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  "How do people have the patience to create these giant unicode things."
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  "What if I'm just in a dream and I'm just dreaming that I'm writing this on this imaginary website?"

Founder of www.yourworldoftext.com/piss - June 21st, 2022

Back in 2001, they did war on terror. now, we need war on homophobia - June 21st, 2022

Slay homophobia.

Also various geopolitical discussions.

What I don't understand is how someone can think that LGBTQ+ people are somehow a threat to nature - June 23, 2022

Well, that pretty heavily went into the topic of religion - June 25th, 2022

Copypasta: You start school and instantly groups form - August 31st, 2022

Unsure if this is original but so far I've been unable to find it anywhere else on the internet.

This was almost me a few years ago - December 16th, 20??

A story about someone who is planning suicide after murdering their abusive ex-husband with a baseball bat.

The fact that this has happened to multiple people is incredibly concerning.

My friend has been texting me less and less lately - September 18th, 2022

time 2 write bc i have nothing better to do - October 26th, 2022

Three pieces of writing from what seems to be the same person.

Same writing style as a previous entry.

"Today I had a very big exam!!! It was like three things crammed into one but I did OK!!! I'm very pleased with the grade that I got even though one more point would've been nice."

"I can never see anything good in myself. Anything that seems good on the surface is, to me, just another bad thing about me."

"Yesterday on my walk I saw three deers. I went back to the area but I didn't see them."

Has anyone else just done unabashedly creepy things? - October 27th, 2022

https://www.yourworldoftext.com/~pedo.slaughterhouse

I am so sad for the person who was a strict atheist - October 27th, 2022

Try eating jello while reading this - October 28th, 2022

Do not eat jello while reading this.

This past year at school i've been really involved in theatre - October 30th, 2022

Theatre kids bully a girl relentlessly for making a racist joke.

Miscellaneous Conversations - November 10th, 2022

Ah yes, the m a s k s - November 10th, 2022

A seemingly original(correct me if not) piece of writing about an authoritarian dystopia where screaming crowds are oppressed by police drones.

I'm tired of this life, why do I keep getting depressed? - November 17th, 2022

imma get my blades out and cut my p@nis off - November 18th, 2022

Messages about wanting to amputate your own body parts.

Its not like we have a choice to surround ourselves with good people - Unknown Date, 2023

A user vents about their abusive parents and friends.

I'm terrified of losing people I've already almost lost - Unknown Date, 2023

Today I kissed my girlfriend and it was somehow more glorious than the first time I kissed her - Unknown Date, 2023

I am very sorry to my friend group and hope that they will forget about it soon - Unknown Date, 2023

There's art that's survived for years, random confessions people yell into the void that won't judge them for their sins - January 23rd, 2023(But probably older)

A message about the Void of YWOT.

At the time of writing this, we are in the Coronavirus(Covid-19) Pandemic. - February 22nd, 2023

A message to the future written on February 18th, 2021.

A response was made at an unknown time.

A Lengthy Conversation About Ass Brushing(And How to Get Laid By EXTREMELY HOT WOMEN) - February 28th, 2023

"Wow, he is really serious about ass cleaning"

— The Janitor

"there's no way they had 8 pages worth of conversation about bum-brushing :skull:"

— JirroZ

"If you get shit on your arm would you be satisfied with just wiping it with paper?"

— Anonymous User

Exactly as the title suggests.

This conversation is a treatise on the importance of cleaning one's most unpleasant orifice.

(It is actually 70% about the EXTREMELY HOT WOMEN part but idk ass brushing is a more intriguing topic.)

• 
  "You can literally smell my asshole right now. It smells like berries from my scented soap."
• 
  "No it's everything physical. Her elbows have to be on point. All of it."
• 
  "Shower and walk outside the house. If no woman is nearby, get back in the shower."
• 
  "I'm trying to get you laid with some extremely hot girls. I'm not trying to be Patrick Bateman."
• 
  "I never meant jerking off. I meant nutting without stimulation."
• 
  "You probably got brown streakmarks all over your underwear. Look in your dirty laundry bin and you'll know what the fuck I'm talking about."
• 
  "Good that improves your chances of getting with an extremely hot woman by 3%."
• 
  "Also extra tip, wear the same cologne her dad does. It makes her subconsciously feel safe, assuming she has a good relationship with her father. I would say dress like him too but that might be taking it too far."

Gabriel, you were the first guy I loved - April 17th, 2023

In Portuguese

Gabriel, you were the first guy I loved, the first one I did everything to make it work, the only one who made me skip school to see him get his hair cut, but unfortunately we had the most unexpected sad ending. You made me experience things I never thought I could experience, you made me taste the most dangerous fruit in this world.
I remember to this day when he told me he loved me under that guava tree, looking into my eyes,
I felt like the happiest person in the world, as if I had won the greatest prize of all and from that moment on
One day I thought I would finally experience the romance that I had created so much in my head, but after that day my world turned upside down. But in the end I ended up discovering that I was not the only one in his life, there was another much better than me and she is beautiful.

puts gabriel didn't deserve you

heady, idealized romances really suck...
creating expectations is the worst thing you can do...
Next time keep your feet on the ground, it will help protect your heart... I'm not trying to be insensitive, but it's reality.
People being good and committed is not the rule, but rather the rarest exceptions...
I've suffered a lot like you, if you visit my world, you'll see... 
- /~ronilson.mad/ 04/17/2023

I have nothing to do with this pleaseKKKKKKKK

It is the female, not the male, that determines the conditions of the animal family - June 20th, 2023

Copypasta: Sean Simpworthy and his dream girl Dynasty - July 6th, 2023

A story set in East Atlanta.

To our inexplicable questions, there is only one answer: because you are alive - July 29th, 2023

Reasons to enjoy the experience of being alive.

Restin power george floyd, Dark Samus from metroid - August 9th, 2023

A freestyle from rapper MF DOOM.

My mom says narcissists have no feelings - August 23rd, 2023

OP's mother degrades her by calling her a narcissist gaslighter.

A Political Argument - September 13th, 2023

Typical for YWOT discourse.

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There is a millipede that has 4 penises - October 9th, 2023

A discussion on how penis:leg ratio affects attractiveness.

It's theoretically possible that none of these boxes contain an avocado - October 21st, 2023

YWOT Genie - November 22nd, 2023

A quixotic genie that will grant any wish, provided that you write it at Spawn. And if it gets vandalized within 3 days then the genie grants that wish instead.

Would you take the risk?

I think I might be schizophrenic but the idea scares me - November 23rd, 2023

Copypasta: What the Word "Crab" Means to Me - November 26th, 2023

From the movie "In Our Garden" by Giuseppe Andrews.

This is the wackiest, filthiest line from an absurdly wacky and filthy movie.

"METAPHOR" is a big word for a tiny brain like yours - December 7th, 2023

A roast from the Rude Duck(Malicious Mallard(Wayward Waterfowl(Antagonistic Anatidae^{(cunt bird)}))).

My webcrawler found an alien/dolphin cult - December 8th, 2023

Take a look at it yourself. It's every bit as wacky as it sounds.

https://joanocean.com/

Here's a severely incomplete list of stuff they talk about:

• Multi-dimensional aliens with cloud-ships
• Hyper-intelligent cetaceans(that are in contact with the aliens)
• Telepathic sasquatches(that are also in contact with aliens)

It's a beautifully bizarre(and equally optimistic) blend of environmentalism and psychedelic hippy shitfuckery.

Here is an old artist I remember - December 8th, 2023

See also kkb, one of YWOT's greatest ASCII artists.

Life is hard, and it's even harder to wait for things to get better - December 9th, 2023

Bro if the sun was a grain of sand we would all be fucking dead - December 12th, 2023

Universe big.

Copypasta Trilogy - December 23rd, 2023

The original YWNBAW copypasta plus two original versions by an anonymous user.

All three pieces of writing have been pasted numerous times at Spam Central.

Assorted Copypastas - December 29th, 2023

Two additional copypastas that used to be popular around Spam Central.

These were likely pasted by the same person responsible for YWNBAW's iterations.

Total Janny Death

Reddit Escalation

Commentary from random users

The clown chuckled darkly, holding the scepter of the fallen Burger King - February 1st, 2024

The adventure of Cheeseburger.

When life gives you lemons, do NOT make lemonade - March 9th, 2024

A detailed plan on how to make the most money from the lemons life gives you.

Christ can't all war on earth just stop - March 11th, 2024

A discussion on how to stop wars.

I think we're the men who were never meant to have an offspring - April 4th, 2024

Two anons have a therapy session at Spawn.

Is it transphobic to not want to refer to fetishizers with the gender they identify as? - April 6th, 2024

A user argues that people who "fetishize" being transgender are not actually trans. Pedophiles and rapists(Ex. Chris Chan) were listed as examples of "fetishizers."

Also various messages about gaming.

Aphex Twin(Plus Bible Commentary) - April 13th, 2024

A beginner-friendly introduction to the individual books of the Bible.

(And there's also an Aphex Twin playlist I guess.)

Dear Mike Salcedo & Glitch - June 15th, 2024

A user named Gavin announces the forced cancellation of The Amazing Digital Circus.

Odd Poems - June 23rd, 2024

"most people left here long ago, lured away by their desire for colors [...] this world belongs to you, welcome to yourworldoftext.com"

"The demiurge is a worm, the lion head presenting the parasitic hivemind."

"FEAR STARTS IN THE MIDDLE AND DOESN'T STOP UNTIL IT HAD EATEN THE WHOLE THING"

Pascal - July 22nd, 2024

The whimsical story of a man named Pascal who lives in a mushroom house in Australia and does LSD.

Pascal's other house, located Northeast of Spawn

I always felt as if writing was something i could not do - July 23rd, 2024

A user eloquently describes their frustrations with writing, before throwing in the towel and devolving to the lowest form of YWOT crudeness.

Collaborative Movie Script - September 15th, 2024

A prompt that asked users to write a movie script together, line by line.

Top part before being tampered with.

Shootout Challenge - September 17th, 2024

Library of Babel - September 21st, 2024

Pasted by {plotonnn}.

The Gods need to consume mature souls to survive - September 21st, 2024

An explanation of why Gods create inherently sinful humans.

Let's imagine for a moment that there is such a thing called destiny - September 21st, 2024

In Spanish:

Let's imagine for a moment that there is such a thing called destiny, if this were so all our actions are already decided by destiny itself. That idea that everything we do or have done has already been decided disgusts me.

Help, it's 5 am and I have an exam tomorrow. 

In Filipino:

I really don't like the word "destiny". All encounters and separations, successes and failures, fortunes and misfortunes. If we were born with all this set in stone, why did we still live? There are those born in rich families, and there are beautiful mothers, and there are those born in the middle of war or in poverty. If it's all just because of our fate, then God's unfairness, because..

Since that day, we have been deprived of the future, the only certainty in our lives according to fate is that we will not achieve anything in life.

Interacting with normie neurotypicals - September 23rd, 2024

Sordid folks once roamed these parts - September 30th, 2024

A seemingly original poem about great beings who tried and failed to create a world.

The ruination of their creation ends with the rise of "fish ideology."

In atomic blond - September 30th, 2024

A critique of Atomic Blonde(2017).

The only thing this user liked about the movie was a scene where the main character blinded someone using a corkscrew.

Copypasta: The real reason pedos and incels are hated - October 1st, 2024

"TL;DR Normies are gaslighting psychopaths who use society's fear of the sexual harrassment boogeyman to justify their violent hatred of men they perceive to be weird or weak."

There was once a blob of goo that wants to be with the goo flocks - October 2nd, 2024

A story about a living blob of goo.

Sometimes// just letting the mold do its thing//is comforting - October 3rd, 2024

Flatulence - October 4th, 2024

Why have i returned to hate and tragedy - October 5th, 2024

Trump had to do something less than the aligator moat - October 6th, 2024

Various text written on the World Map.

Hello, this is the void - October 6th, 2024

A couple of existential questions in the emptiness.

But that's the aromantic life - October 8th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

What's the worst pain you can imagine? - October 8th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

A message about the downsides of outliving the universe.

There was a crazy named Jessie N. - October 8th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

Ive sparingly come on here over the past several years after watching a vsauce video - October 9th, 2024

I dont know what ill do for a job in a couple of years - October 11th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

A partially defaced message.

Maybe you will have a family inside my freezer - October 11th, 2024

A user imagines a TV show based on people stuck in a freezer.

Do you have an encouraging message for unemployed people living with obesity? - October 16th, 2024

well if that doesn't cheer them up I don't know what will.

You see your wallpaper has been changed to "Your box just got pwned skid". What do you do? - October 17th, 2024

A text based adventure.

My life is shit right now. I work as an EVS Tech at my local hospital - October 17th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

Partially defaced.

Mince is NOT an appropriate material to build a raft. Emphasis on NOT - October 18th, 2024

A debate on the viability of mince meat as a building material.

Perhaps for some kind of ship.

Like some sort of "Minceraft."

*The conversation refers to Project Habakkuk, an attempt by the British navy to create an aircraft carrier out of ice and wood pulp.

The Prequel

More about the Minceraft

When the skies darken - October 18th, 2024

A poem about rain.

The only way out of all this chaos and death is love - October 18th, 2024(But probably much older)

About some tim go, people ade this hing, and thi thig'is very interesting - October 19th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

A heavily damaged message about the history of YWOT.

I'm genuinely horrified of having to cook for myself - October 19th, 2024(But probably much older)

Discovered outside of Spawn.

What is really infinite? The number infinity, the symbol infinity? - October 20th, 2024(But probably much older)

A rant about the nature of infinity.

In Portuguese:

THE INFINITE SPACE OF REALITY!
What is really infinite? The number infinity, the symbol infinity? Could infinity be your m- Seriously, okay, no jokes from Mom, but what can really be infinite? Time, space, matter, mathematics, logic, chaos... Life... Life, life is that which is considered alive, or which has cells, cells, viruses do not have cells, so they are not alive. Maybe what is infinite is this person's scream, seriously, I think she's crazy She's screaming: HELP, IT'S THEM, THEY'RE COMING! and some nonsense... Wait a minute...

Okay, I hit her with a pan, annoying people, they can't even summon a portal to the 12th reality...Reality. REALITY! REALITY IS INFINITE, like I never stopped to think That when you stop to think, you are thinking while standing still. BUT REALITY, IT IS EVERYTHING! TIME, SPACE, MATTER, MATHEMATICS, LOGIC, Chaos... Chaos? CHAOS? Wait, the portal is a bit out of order...

Okay, don't leak portals like they used to, literally, because in the past portals were only created with rituals. Well, that's it, if you've read this far, have a good day, a good afternoon and a good night.

I wonder what purpose numbers radio stations serve - October 20th, 2024(But probably much older)

In Polish:

I wonder what purpose numbers radio stations serve. The "Ell" station is intriguing, the transmitter of which is located in Poland, and which systematically broadcasts English words recorded with a distinct Polish accent, mainly numbers, sometimes strangely transformed (e.g. "najnul" instead of "najn"). I do not understand the purpose of this procedure, but I am also troubled by the question of who receives the message from the radio station. If it is the Poles, then why are the words in English?

The list of identified numbers radio stations with descriptions and archive recordings is available at priyom.org. "Ell" can be heard at 20:10.

Your World of Text, but it's also a poem! - October 20th, 2024(But probably much older)

All those who have reached adulthood and have not had children, send to cut down trees - October 21st, 2024

In Russian:

wake up people they are feeding us with empty promises
it's already happening

law.  ect 1 RF

1. to beat people up for no reason or reason
2. ban all means of communication with the world (ban the Internet)
3. all those who have reached adulthood and have not had children, send to cut down trees
4. completely take away freedom of speech
5. There is more propaganda everywhere
6. Allow only rich and strong people to come to power (the rest are expendable)
7. pay air tax 30% of salary
8. pay a tax on appearance of 20% of the salary
9. All (people) living in the Russian Federation receive a fixed salary of 10,000 rubles + 70 rubles for vacation
10. make sure!!!! everyone (people) must work work work

the draft law comes into force today

I've been to practically all four corners of the map - October 21st, 2024

A conversation at Spawn.

I'm talking about my experience with meth for two reasons - October 21st, 2024

Pasted from here.

There's a rumor that he kissed a guy, except he's openly homophobic - November 3rd, 2024

Two gossip stories.

Aftermaths of the 2024 US Election - November 6th, 2024

Your lack of history knowledge shows that the American education system failed you - November 9th, 2024

Further arguments stemming from a previous message.

I am now worried that the healthcare professionals taking care of me have no clue what they're doing - November 9th, 2024

An x-ray tech is worried that Iphones are radioactive.

Two problems exist with fantasy right now - November 11th, 2024

On how fantasy stories have become commercialized and generic in a culture that is disconnected from reality.

A response

I don't want to repeat everything I do. I don't have much confidence in myself - November 12th, 2024(But probably much older)

In Portuguese:

I have no idea what's going on with my life, it just seems like I'm all sad but sometimes it seems like I'm sick, sometimes I don't even feel like going to the theater anymore because of what's happening, people don't talk to me anymore. I'm a quiet person and I know that, and I end up not being able to socialize because of that. I have social phobia and that's clear. I can't approach people to talk, it usually depends on people coming to talk to me. Sometimes I get a feeling of emptiness, it seems like I have nothing even though I have everything. I don't want to repeat everything I do. I don't have much confidence in myself. I can do things but there's not much I can do. To tell the truth, I don't think I have confidence in anyone, not even my sister who is one of the people who welcomes me the most. I don't like my body, I don't like my face. Sometimes it seems like I don't like anything about myself, not even my eyes, which is what I love most about myself, there are many more things I want to talk about, like when I want to see a psychologist but I will never have the courage to go and talk to someone I don't know, speaking of courage I think I have, I don't have the courage for anything sometimes, besides I'm very shy, but I think THAT'S ALL I wanted to say bye bye... (it wasn't just that) 

I understand you, do you want to talk more? 
Contact me on Instagram: vitorgolbach
discord:just.a_random.guy

Various Rants at Spawn - November 13th, 2024

How to make delicious homemade chocolate(also useful as pesticide) - November 14th, 2024

The Snake and a Dreamer - November 17th, 2024

A user asks for feedback on a story they've written.

A venomous serpent promises an eternal dream.

More Feedback - November 22nd, 2024

Good night, web spinsters. My Your World of Text window lies docked, and I do not intend to read your messages - November 23rd, 2024

"The host, I recur, compares people to grilled cheese sandwiches, quite uncouthly. People would refuse adding condiments to them, and getting eaten, much less."

A user muses philosophically on whatever comes to their mind.

As expected, puerile comments on pornography take flight on Your World of Text. Elon Musk... - November 24th, 2024

More musings from the person who wrote the previous entry.

Topics include money, Minecraft and whatever else the writer comes across.

*Most unrelated messages have been edited out for the sake of clarity.

Commentary on the Postal monologue(or whatever it's called.)

I see a spider. It spun three pees - January 15th, 2024

The writer of the previous entries returns to comment on whatever they see.

Their monologue is sadly cut short by a spammer.

"I will flee."

Various Collections(Keep at bottom of the page)

Mostly messages without dates attached.

Various Messages About Love

The following series of messages seemed to have been written entirely by one person. Its dates range from January of 2015 to November of 2021.

*I just read through the whole thing and it's about some guy(gender is kinda ambiguous), trying and failing to get with at least 5 women over the course of 6 years, one of whom ???might??? have been a minor?? I don't want to make any assumptions but the wording they used is weird to say the least.

*Oh and in the very last entry there's some talk of looking for a person in "The Astral." For context this is the first time anything remotely supernatural has been mentioned.

*Can someone check if these are excerpts from some obscure fan fiction?

*But anyways the messages are all anonymous so I don't suppose much harm can be done by me putting this here.

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ManHatingZone

A brief history of the MHZ(from the True Diagonal).

The dread copypastas of the MHZ.

Read at your own risk.

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Confessions

Various confessions.

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YWOT on Mental Health and Happiness

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YWOT on ADHD

YWOT users talk about their experiences with ADHD.

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YWOT on Science

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YWOT on Religion

Arguments on various aspects of religion, such as the ethicality of hell, the nature of the afterlife, and whether religion has had a positive impact on human civilization.

See also entries 40, 54, 78, 87, 103, 130 and 149 on this page.

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A message from the Mormons of YWOT

Communist Text

Various quotes and arguments in favor of communism.

See also entries 40 and 41 on this page.

Journals and Diaries

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Shower Thoughts

Number 5:
     Sure, an infinite universe is scary, but what about a finite one?

     Infinite universes can theoretically bring infinite fear and danger, but what about a finite one? We don't need to imagine something is there, because there isn't a way for something to exist beyond what the finite universe allows right? Many people believe energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed, only changed and transferred. Doesn't that in itself mean that at some point, those things were created? But that's the thing, there wasn't a point of time where it came to be, because time isn't able to exist before itself. Something was there before time. Something that isn't fictional, yet is somehow real. Something intangible, yet is right in front of us, laughing at us. It taunts us as humans, knowing that our infinite thrusts for knowledge will never be satiated, so long as it exists. I find this rather odd, considering that in an infinite universe, we are guaranteed to at some point wipe ourselves out and eventually be reborn. 

     Ah but my time is up. I'm growing old. With each movement, the darkness comes for me. But my tale, fear not, tis not of melancholy and sorrow, but of joy and life. I have no fear of death, as fear only serves as a binding. Death is but the end of a beautiful melody, with life being the entire song. It is the last little ember before the inferno settles into the ash. But in our infinite universe, what is there to fear? Who is to say that our song of life can't be replayed? That our mighty blaze might once again burn the sky with our lives as we dim away again. 

     To any dear friend reading this, don't seek to accept death and move on. Death is but a concept, and isn't truly the end. Fear time, time transcends everything, and nothing can escape it's bright impact as your life is torn away. Every moment you spend laughing, breathing, living, all for what? For time to take it away? Indeed, that does seem silly. But you must realize that regardless of what happens, time flows. It doesn't stop at any point and will swallow the mightiest ships, the strongest sailors. Even if your boat is bigger than the ocean, will time not rot away the planks? Will metal not rust, will the boat not break? Don't be foolish and think that you matter, those false trickeries won't advance a person. Strive to make a real impact, not on the people, but on time. Give 'em the finger as your very existence proves that your matter and energy existed before time. 

     You probably can't understand this, and you shouldn't need to. The ramblings of a old man gone senile, I expected as much from myself and you should too. And to the person who made this /showerthoughts World of Text, your very existence is amusing to me, each second you live boosts my ego. Basically, I dislike you. Remember you young kids, death is the end of your body and mind, and time is the end for everything else, including death. And yes, I am a boomer. 


     OK. The end.

Poems

Poems by YWOT users.

See also entries 27, 75, 122, 144, 153 and 172 on this page.

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/~nic/

A subworld filled with art and poems.

See also entries 31, 32 and 33 on this page.

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Discworld

Pages from the fantasy series by Terry Pratchett, each of which was painstakingly typed out by TB Tabby.

A collection of random Discworld pages

Tony Archive

TonyT, formerly known as GabrielTM, is a user known for writing large paragraphs of advice. Most of these have been deleted however.

Some of his lost rants include:

• Buy pasta instead of instant noodle, as the former has more calories
• Build your own PC
• Stop arguing about racial slurs

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/~ywotnovel/

A project to write the longest piece of literature in existence, surpassing even the behemoth that is Loud House Revamped.

Introduction

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